everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

or you’re drunk enough

(Source: shigure-hime, via hotboyproblems)


having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip, via timeanddisregard)


Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(via loud-as-thunder)


I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via hotboyproblems)

I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.

(Source: fightclubxoxo, via g-utterbrain)